Single, Married, Divorced, or Taken?
Single, Taken, Married, or Divorced: The Ultimate Showdown (With a Twist of Open Relationships)
It’s the age-old question: Is it better to be single, happily in a relationship, rocking the married life, embracing freedom post-divorce, or dipping your toes into an open relationship? Whether you’re flying solo or tied down (and loving it), everyone has their take. So, let’s stir the pot and have these relationship statuses go head-to-head, complete with a happiness rating, because who doesn’t love a little scorekeeping?
Oh, and stick around for the real kicker: The Goods Virtual World is building a place where you’ll get to explore these dynamics firsthand. Ready to take sides? Let’s go!
Single: “No Strings, No Drama”
“Here’s the deal: I’ve got freedom. No partner asking, ‘Where are you?’ No shared Netflix account with terrible show recommendations. I’m calling the shots, baby, and loving it.
Stats:
• 31% of U.S. adults are living the single life.
• 54% of singles say they’re satisfied—and who wouldn’t be when there’s no drama?
The Goods Happiness Rating: 7/10
I mean, I get to sleep in whenever I want and eat the last slice of pizza without a guilt trip. Sure, sometimes I’d like someone to share it with, but that’s what friends (or dating apps) are for.”
In a Relationship: “Dinner Plans and Cuddles Every Night”
“Oh, Single, it’s cute that you think you’re living your best life, but you know what’s better? Knowing someone’s got your back. Friday night plans? Already set. Plus, the inside jokes and late-night convos? Unmatched.
Stats:
• 72% of U.S. adults in relationships say they’re satisfied.
• Relationships can actually lower stress levels—science agrees!
The Goods Happiness Rating: 8/10
I’ve got consistency, emotional support, and someone who knows my favorite pizza toppings. Okay, sure, compromise is a thing (hello, Marvel movie marathons), but it’s worth it for the love and laughs.”
Open Relationship: “Freedom to Explore Without the Guilt”
“Relationship, I see you. But let’s face it, variety is the spice of life, and I’ve got the best of both worlds. Stability with my partner, but the freedom to connect with others—without the sneaking around. Trust is key, and we’ve got it on lock.
Stats:
• 4-5% of Americans are in open relationships—and it’s growing.
• Open relationships have increased by 50% in the last decade, proving monogamy’s grip is loosening.
The Goods Happiness Rating: 8.5/10
We’ve got honesty, trust, and communication down. Is it for everyone? Nah, but for those of us living this life, it’s pretty great. Just gotta keep a good calendar.”
Married: “The Ultimate Partnership”
“You guys think you’ve got it figured out? I’ve put a ring on it. Marriage is about building something long-term. We’re planning for the future, splitting responsibilities, and growing together. Stability and love? What’s better than that?
Stats:
• 48% of married couples report being ‘very happy’.
• Studies show married people often live longer than their single counterparts. Call it the love effect.
The Goods Happiness Rating: 9/10
Sure, marriage takes work, and compromise is a constant. But nothing beats having a teammate for life. From shared dreams to Netflix binging, marriage is the ultimate partnership.”
Divorced: “Free, Reborn, and Thriving”
“Marriage? Yeah, I tried that. But now, I’m in a whole new era. Divorce isn’t failure—it’s a rebirth. I’ve come out stronger, smarter, and totally in control. The freedom I have now? Unmatched. I’m not compromising anymore, and my happiness is in my hands.
Stats:
• 40-50% of marriages end in divorce—so I’m definitely not alone.
• Divorcees are more likely to feel satisfied with their independence and personal growth.
The Goods Happiness Rating: 7.5/10
The process sucked, let’s be real. But now that I’m on the other side? Freedom never felt this good. I’m thriving, baby, and loving it.”
So, Who’s Really Winning?
Let’s break it down. Every relationship status has its perks—and its drawbacks. Whether you’re single and loving the freedom, deep into a committed relationship, testing the waters with an open relationship, happily married, or finally divorced, there’s no clear “winner.” It’s all about what works for you. But hey, we’ve got some stats and happiness scores to keep things interesting.
The Goods Overall Happiness Ratings:
Single - 7/10
In a Relationship - 8/10
Open Relationship - 8.5/10
Married - 9/10
Divorced -7.5/10
What’s Next? Explore It All in The Goods Virtual World
Curious to see how the other half lives? In The Goods Virtual World, you’ll soon have the chance to explore relationship dynamics firsthand. Want to see what life’s like in an open relationship? Wondering if marriage is really for you? Or maybe you’re trying to decide between staying single or getting back into the dating game?
The Goods Virtual World will let you experience all the highs, lows, and hilarious moments that come with every relationship status—without the commitment. Coming soon!
So, who’s ready to explore? #RelationshipShowdown #TheGoodsVirtualWorld
